( the sexting meme )

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the sexting meme.

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[kerauno]

Well, when you put it that way

Got any ideas to spice things up?

[marred]

You already naked sounds good to me. What do you think?

[kerauno]

Why do I have to be naked first?

[marred]

Because walking around town in my birthday suit is going to get me arrested for public indecency.

And, besides, it'll make me come faster. ;)

[ ha ha ha, luke. 8| ]

[kerauno]

[ Please. ]

Yeah, no one likes wild dick happening in public.

I like when you take my clothes off, though.

[marred]

I'm trying to spice things up here and you're into the same ol', same ol', T. As much as I definitely think you're lying about no one liking wild dick in public, because, come on — you can't seriously be telling me you're cool with not being surprised.

[ he has a wild dick, in case you didn't get that memo the last thousand times of getting wild dick. ]

[kerauno]

Wow.

Okay, besides me being naked, what else is going to "spice things up?"

[marred]

I'm working on it.

It's all a matter of trial and error. But I'm thinking you being naked is the first step. Sounds pretty good to me.

[ thalia naked is always good to luke, so, this really isn't a brand new surprising plan that works in his favour of spicing things up. ]

[kerauno]

[ That just makes her roll her eyes. ]

Hey, if you want to change up a good thing then I won't stand in your way.

It should at least involve something else besides that, though. Like, you naked right after.

[marred]

I ran a long way, hard and fast, too. If I'm going to be naked right after, it's going to be me in the shower with you.

[kerauno]

I like the sound of that. Keep talking.

[marred]

With you already naked, all we have to do is undress me. And last time I checked, you were a big fan of that.

That hasn't changed, right? I still think that's kind of spicy.

[kerauno]

What's with your spice obsession?

[marred]

[ there is a good chance luke may be in a phase of having really hot, spicy food this week. as well as some insecurity issues as a side. ]

What's wrong with trying to make sure my girl's not bored with me? Toss me into the Styx for wanting to be a good boy toy.

[kerauno]

[ Thalia is so glad she gets to be the recipient of this mixture of feelings and desires. ]

You're willingly calling yourself a "good boy toy?"

Dude.

[marred]

Am I lying, though? I'm a good boy. ;)

[kerauno]

You're hilarious.

[marred]

I've been told I'm pretty funny. Apparently missed my calling by not doing stand up.

But I did forget you like your boys very, very bad. Scarred, rough around the edges, pretty hot.

[kerauno]

It's never too late, buddy.

Damn, you got me there. No time for good boys.

[marred]

Shit. I guess I better go find me a daughter of Aphrodite, then. I hear they like the boys who open doors for them and pull their chairs out and buy them flowers.

[ buy, he says, when he means steal. ]

I've got no chance with a badass hot daughter of Zeus. :(

[kerauno]

Sucks for you!

[ She kind of hope he can hear her laughing from wherever he is. ]

Don't get yourself down. Everyone's pretty in Aphrodite cabin.

[marred]

[ he thinks she's an asshole for not complimenting him as he wanted her to. ]

But not everyone is in the Hermes' cabin. It's a hard life being the only beautiful one.

[kerauno]

[ That's how she rolls, boo. ]

Wow, I can't imagine how that must feel.

[marred]

It's a burden I just have to bear, you know? It's hard being so painstakingly beautiful.

[ this is hilarious to him, given luke hates his scar, regardless of what anyone says of it. it mars his face, reminds him of the time he had failed and the very moment he had chosen to carve his own destiny, to only wonder if it had been his choice at all. being flippant is easier than being real. ]

I give Adonis a run for his money.

[kerauno]

I'd have to see Adonis naked in person to be able to judge that correctly.

You're not so bad, though.

:)

[ She knows he's self-conscious. She doesn't stoop to coo and reassure him of things, showing her appreciation in other ways. But being stupid and coy is easier than getting serious. ]