( the sexting meme )

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the sexting meme.

everything is now dirty. ▸ top level, request one of mine. ▸ go here or write your own sexy text. ▸ lmk if you want some smut.

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[kerauno]

I speak the truth.

[marred]

Are your pants on fire yet?

[ on second thought: ]

Are you wearing pants?

[kerauno]

Wow.

I'm wearing underpants.

[marred]

What kind?

[kerauno]

The kind that I usually wear?

[ May as well give him something else to work with. ]

I guess they're bikini style, dark blue with thin white stripes.

[marred]

In my world, you usually wear nothing.

Let me guess, you're at a topless beach.

[kerauno]

No...

I have a shirt on. Sry 2 disappoint.

[marred]

Let me rephrase: You should be at a topless beach.

[ he tries so hard to get nowhere. ]

[kerauno]

[ How did she get saddled with this loser ]

Uh. I don't want to go to a topless beach.

[marred]

[ luck in being unlucky. ]

It's my place, idiot.

[kerauno]

Then why bring up a topless beach??

[marred]

Trying to add some spice to this with some imagination, Thalia. Seriously. It's like you don't want to add just a bit of spice.

[kerauno]

We don't need all that spice!

[marred]

Why not?

[kerauno]

It's not always necessary. Like, I don't always have to be the one naked first.

[marred]

You never say you want me naked first! It's not my fault I want you more.

[kerauno]

Okay, I want you naked first.

[marred]

Okay ...

Is that all?

[kerauno]

You should be at a nude beach. :)

Just kidding, you should be in the shower or something.

[marred]

"Or something"?

I was thinking of taking a shower and locking the door so no Peeping Thalias could get in.

[kerauno]

Okay, so what is the point of this conversation??

[marred]

To talk to you. Isn't that the point of every conversation?

[kerauno]

But what about the shower?

[marred]

What about it? The shower has no stake in this.

[kerauno]

Why are we talking about stakes now?