( the sexting meme )

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the sexting meme.

everything is now dirty. ▸ top level, request one of mine. ▸ go here or write your own sexy text. ▸ lmk if you want some smut.

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[kerauno]

[ How did she get saddled with this loser ]

Uh. I don't want to go to a topless beach.

[marred]

[ luck in being unlucky. ]

It's my place, idiot.

[kerauno]

Then why bring up a topless beach??

[marred]

Trying to add some spice to this with some imagination, Thalia. Seriously. It's like you don't want to add just a bit of spice.

[kerauno]

We don't need all that spice!

[marred]

Why not?

[kerauno]

It's not always necessary. Like, I don't always have to be the one naked first.

[marred]

You never say you want me naked first! It's not my fault I want you more.

[kerauno]

Okay, I want you naked first.

[marred]

Okay ...

Is that all?

[kerauno]

You should be at a nude beach. :)

Just kidding, you should be in the shower or something.

[marred]

"Or something"?

I was thinking of taking a shower and locking the door so no Peeping Thalias could get in.

[kerauno]

Okay, so what is the point of this conversation??

[marred]

To talk to you. Isn't that the point of every conversation?

[kerauno]

But what about the shower?

[marred]

What about it? The shower has no stake in this.

[kerauno]

Why are we talking about stakes now?

[marred]

Because the shower doesn't matter when I'm talking to you? What in Hades, Thalia.

[kerauno]

Oh, that's sweet.

Ugh. I'm tired and we've been going around in circles the entire time we've been talking.

[marred]

I'm always so successful in tiring you out. ;)

[kerauno]

Yes.

It's exhausting talking to you. :)

[marred]

So cold. :'(

Why are you still talking to me if it's such a strain on your delicate sensibilities?

[kerauno]

Because you decided not to visit me tonight.

[marred]

I've been waiting for the invite. I'm a gentleman.

[kerauno]

Come over.