( the sexting meme )

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the sexting meme.

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that castellan dude

[kerauno]

So, you're not sneaking through my window tonight?

[marred]

I figured that whole schtick was losing its panty dropping appeal.

[kerauno]

Okay, but the panties still dropped the last time.

[marred]

You're not getting tired of the whole stir, repeat, panties drop? Figured it'd be getting a bit stale.

[kerauno]

Well, when you put it that way

Got any ideas to spice things up?

[marred]

You already naked sounds good to me. What do you think?

[kerauno]

Why do I have to be naked first?

[marred]

Because walking around town in my birthday suit is going to get me arrested for public indecency.

And, besides, it'll make me come faster. ;)

[ ha ha ha, luke. 8| ]

[kerauno]

[ Please. ]

Yeah, no one likes wild dick happening in public.

I like when you take my clothes off, though.

[marred]

I'm trying to spice things up here and you're into the same ol', same ol', T. As much as I definitely think you're lying about no one liking wild dick in public, because, come on — you can't seriously be telling me you're cool with not being surprised.

[ he has a wild dick, in case you didn't get that memo the last thousand times of getting wild dick. ]

[kerauno]

Wow.

Okay, besides me being naked, what else is going to "spice things up?"

[marred]

I'm working on it.

It's all a matter of trial and error. But I'm thinking you being naked is the first step. Sounds pretty good to me.

[ thalia naked is always good to luke, so, this really isn't a brand new surprising plan that works in his favour of spicing things up. ]

[kerauno]

[ That just makes her roll her eyes. ]

Hey, if you want to change up a good thing then I won't stand in your way.

It should at least involve something else besides that, though. Like, you naked right after.

[marred]

I ran a long way, hard and fast, too. If I'm going to be naked right after, it's going to be me in the shower with you.

[kerauno]

I like the sound of that. Keep talking.

[marred]

With you already naked, all we have to do is undress me. And last time I checked, you were a big fan of that.

That hasn't changed, right? I still think that's kind of spicy.

[kerauno]

What's with your spice obsession?

[marred]

[ there is a good chance luke may be in a phase of having really hot, spicy food this week. as well as some insecurity issues as a side. ]

What's wrong with trying to make sure my girl's not bored with me? Toss me into the Styx for wanting to be a good boy toy.

[kerauno]

[ Thalia is so glad she gets to be the recipient of this mixture of feelings and desires. ]

You're willingly calling yourself a "good boy toy?"

Dude.

[marred]

Am I lying, though? I'm a good boy. ;)

[kerauno]

You're hilarious.

[marred]

I've been told I'm pretty funny. Apparently missed my calling by not doing stand up.

But I did forget you like your boys very, very bad. Scarred, rough around the edges, pretty hot.

[kerauno]

It's never too late, buddy.

Damn, you got me there. No time for good boys.

[marred]

Shit. I guess I better go find me a daughter of Aphrodite, then. I hear they like the boys who open doors for them and pull their chairs out and buy them flowers.

[ buy, he says, when he means steal. ]

I've got no chance with a badass hot daughter of Zeus. :(

[kerauno]

Sucks for you!

[ She kind of hope he can hear her laughing from wherever he is. ]

Don't get yourself down. Everyone's pretty in Aphrodite cabin.