divided | ( the sexting meme )

I've been told I'm pretty funny. Apparently missed my calling by not doing stand up.

But I did forget you like your boys very, very bad. Scarred, rough around the edges, pretty hot.

It's never too late, buddy.

Damn, you got me there. No time for good boys.

Shit. I guess I better go find me a daughter of Aphrodite, then. I hear they like the boys who open doors for them and pull their chairs out and buy them flowers.

[ buy, he says, when he means steal. ]

I've got no chance with a badass hot daughter of Zeus. :(

Sucks for you!

[ She kind of hope he can hear her laughing from wherever he is. ]

Don't get yourself down. Everyone's pretty in Aphrodite cabin.

[ he thinks she's an asshole for not complimenting him as he wanted her to. ]

But not everyone is in the Hermes' cabin. It's a hard life being the only beautiful one.

[ That's how she rolls, boo. ]

Wow, I can't imagine how that must feel.

Edited (grunts) 2015-07-27 06:42 (UTC)

It's a burden I just have to bear, you know? It's hard being so painstakingly beautiful.

[ this is hilarious to him, given luke hates his scar, regardless of what anyone says of it. it mars his face, reminds him of the time he had failed and the very moment he had chosen to carve his own destiny, to only wonder if it had been his choice at all. being flippant is easier than being real. ]

I give Adonis a run for his money.

I'd have to see Adonis naked in person to be able to judge that correctly.

You're not so bad, though.

:)

[ She knows he's self-conscious. She doesn't stoop to coo and reassure him of things, showing her appreciation in other ways. But being stupid and coy is easier than getting serious. ]