( the sexting meme )

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the sexting meme.

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[marred]

So, you think I'm pretty.

[ even regina agrees. ]

[kerauno]

I guess.

[ shrug emoji. ]

[marred]

You guess?

[kerauno]

Well, I do like looking at you.

[marred]

Let me guess, for only a second.

[ can she hear the pout in his text? ]

[kerauno]

Are you sulking?

[marred]

No.

[ yes. ]

[kerauno]

You're sulking! You're so sensitive.

[marred]

Shut up, I'm not sulking!

[kerauno]

You are kind of cute when you pout.

1/2

[marred]

I'M NOT POUTING AND I'M NOT CUTE!

[marred]

Okay, maybe I'm cute, but I'M NOT POUTING AND I'M NOT CUTE WHEN I POUT.

Not that I EVER POUT.

[kerauno]

But you do.

I can tell you that you're doing it right now and I don't even have to be looking at you to know that.

[marred]

I'm laughing, not pouting. Guess you don't know me as well as you think!

[kerauno]

Liar.

Do you want me to stop complimenting you? Because I can.

[marred]

You call those COMPLIMENTS?

[kerauno]

I said you're cute and I like looking at you!

[marred]

When you say it like that, it sounds really nice.

[kerauno]

I feel like there is a 'but' there.

[marred]

Buuuuuuuuuuut

It's suspicious. Since when do you like looking at me? You're always complaining about the faces I pull.

[ let's ignore the fact luke does a lot of instigating to get certain reactions from her. ]

[kerauno]

Okay, but you pull those faces on purpose.

[marred]

Can you try and not defame my character with such horrible lies?

[kerauno]

I speak the truth.

[marred]

Are your pants on fire yet?

[ on second thought: ]

Are you wearing pants?

[kerauno]

Wow.

I'm wearing underpants.